How to get fired???

I don’t know why you would want to get yourself fired, but apparently this kind of thing happens. I was surfing the web one day and came accross a whole slew of ideas for self termination.

Here is a list of hilarious ways to get yourself fired:

1. Send lots of annoying emails to everyone
2. Dress like a carnie
3. Make work your own social gathering
4. Eat anchovy pizza at your desk (take your time)
5. When asked, pretend you don’t know how to do something
6. Reenact the “Who’s comin’ with me” scene from Jerry Mcguire every day
7. Bring a pillow for naps
8. Show up late or not at all and always leave early
9. Forward all Junk/Phishing/Spam emails to your boss
10. Drunk dial your boss. Or even better…his daughter